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Mar. 2nd, 2006

As you can see, I haven't really updated here recently...

...I'm mostly writing on e_nig_ma now.

If you haven't signed up, I suggest you do. Writing is gonna be pretty scarce 'round these parts...
The show is in 2 days and I'm starting to get really excited about going. I remember the last George Clinton and P-Funk show I went to...late 1999 at Club 5. That was a wild nite...starting with getting gropped and fondled by my "companion" Amber on the balcony to going backstage and hanging out.

And the music...If you have never listened to George and the P-Funk, then you really owe it to yourself to seek some out and plug in immedietly. Just groove with it, baby.

Obviously, I'm not expecting to get gropped this time around (tho it wouldn't hurt ladies!), but I know it's still gonna be a great muther funking show.


P-FUNK BITCHES!!!


This definatly makes up for missing Voltaire last weekend.

Definatly.
Happy Birthday Joe!
Look, I'm sorry ok? I don't know what else to say. I screwed up.

Please forgive me.

You know what?

Fuck you.

My Happy Bunny sez...

cramit
hi. cram it.


Who's Your Happy Bunny?
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NO NIP/TUCK SPOILERS PLEASE!!!

We haven't watched it yet...we tivo'd it til tomorrow when the whole household could watch together...

Please put any spoilers behind a lj-cut please...thanx!

Numerology...

After seeing 12:34 again today, I decided, yet again, to look into it. Here's a little of what I found.

Relationship of 11:11 and 12:34
The time on a clock is either 11:11 or 12:34. What is the significance of these two times?

11:11 — The number 1 indicates a start of new things and exploration. In 11:11, the number occurs four times, indicating a quadrupled sense of energy. The number 11 adds up to the number 2, which indicates cooperation or teamwork. The number 11 occurs two times, indicating a doubled sense of energy. The number 1111 adds up to 4, which indicates paying attention to detail and building for the future.

12:34 — The numbers 1 and 2 are as described in the above paragraphs. The number 12 adds up to 3, which indicates creativity and social interaction. In 34, the number 3 is as the preceding sentence and the number 4 as described in the above paragraph. 34 adds up to 7, which indicates inner wisdom and the knowledge of ancestors. The number 1234 adds up to 10, which adds up to 1. See the preceding paragraph for number 1.

Conclusion — Something new is coming up or already happening. It will require teamwork, paying attention to details, and personal creativity and knowledge.

On a more religious tip:

Matthew 12:34

You brood of vipers, how can you who are evil say anything good? For out of the overflow of the heart the mouth speaks.

From an online story:

Chester was stunned. This was Chester's most private secret. He had never ever told anyone of the little head game Chester had played with himself since he was a boy. Chester's voice quivered as he tried to get the words out. "When I was a boy I read all about Merlin the Magician and fancied myself as a powerful wizard. And since all of the religions seemed to hate magic, I liked it even better. So I invented my own special secret magic. I came up with it at the same time I was doing my science project. I decided I was an all powerful Wizard at exactly 12:34 and any wish I made while it was 12:34 would come true. So I started playing a game of trying to notice exactly when a digital clock said it was 12:34. All of the clocks in my house were the old fashion analog clocks with second hands and such. So I invented a digital clock that was made of 2 wheels that turned behind 2 holes in cardboard face. It was the source of my magic power. Only I knew the secret of seeing 12:34 on a digital clock before they were even invented. Years later when they were actually being sold as alarm clocks and wristwatches I remembered my childish nonsense of magic. However a very queer thing started happening. I would absent mindedly look up to see what time it was, and it seemed that for several weeks at a time, almost every night and every day I would just glance and see 12:34. Then I started trying to catch the clock at 12:34 on purpose and would miss it every time. I've played this game for years. It drives me nuts. The harder I try to catch the clock at 12:34 I miss it. When I finally give up and leave it alone it plays the game with me. I start seeing 12:34 in the weirdest places. On buses, on billboards, on the clocks, but never when I was looking for it. I've never told anyone about this because I'm sure they would have thought I was crazy. It has been the only irrational part of my life that I know of. How does this prove God exists?" - From The Reluctant Messenger

Dec. 18th, 2005

What cell phone company/plan do y'all use?

I'm looking for a phone and plan that i can have AIM on as well as texting and good phone service...

Oh, I also wanna be able to download actual song ringtones...

And can I order it all online? Or is it best that I go to a local dealer?

All my friends know the low rider...



So me and Anabel are gonna start up a lowrider group called The Lowdowns...


LOL

Go here to build yer own and join our crew!

Those crazy Depeche Mode boys...

DEPECHE MODE star DAVE GAHAN was forced to remove the 'geish' piercing between his testicles and his anus when one of his kids quizzed him about the ring that dangled there.

The LEAVE IN SILENCE singer had the sensitive area pierced years ago after hearing it was one of the most erotic areas to add jewellery.

He tells US magazine Blender, "I would beg to differ with that. I don't know if any piercing is erotic, really. For me, it was probably about the pain.

"I knew it was time to get rid of it when one of my kids noticed it and was like, 'Why do you have an earring in your ass?'"

Scary thing is, I know this guy...

Lee High Coach Accused Of Having Sex With Student

A volleyball and boys basketball coach at Lee High School was arrested Tuesday, accused of having consensual sex several times with a student at the school.

Esmond Frazier, 25, is charged with lewd battery on the girl.

According to the arrest report, Frazier admitted to detectives that he had sex with the 15-year-old girl he was tutoring.

Channel 4's Jennifer Waugh reported that Frazier started three years ago at Lee, coaching both volleyball and boys basketball and working as a substitute teacher. A few months ago, he began working as an after-school tutor.

School officials said Frazier passed a background check and they not aware there was a problem prior to his arrest.

"Here at Lee High School, the priority is students and student welfare," Lee Principal Denise Hall said. "We just want people to know we're here to protect their students and educate their students."

Frazier made a first appearance Wednesday and was ordered held on $150,000 bond.


I used to work with this guy at Smokers Video a few years ago...he seemed really nice...and not at all like a child molester...thats the world for ya.

Sat Nite Off...

So, since I have Saturday evening off, is there anything going on in this town worth doing?
Happy Birthday Sketch!!!
I usually hate quizes, but...

hedwig and the angry inch
Your romance is more of a love that needs to bloom
within, just like Hedwig of Hedwig and the
Angry Inch. The film features an East German
transsexual who is seeking her "other
half" after constant betrayal. You must
love yourself before you can need another.
You're starting to realize this, along with the
fact that you don't need a significant other to
be a complete person. Your "other
half" has been inside you all along.


What Romance Movie Best Represents Your Love Life?
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Stolen from illuminaut

Missed it by that much...

Don Adams of 'Get Smart' Dies at 82



LOS ANGELES -
Don Adams, the wry-voiced comedian who starred as the fumbling secret agent Maxwell Smart in the 1960s television spoof of James Bond movies, "Get Smart," has died. He was 82.

Adams died of a lung infection late Sunday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, his friend and former agent Bruce Tufeld said Monday, adding the actor broke his hip a year ago and had been in ill health since.

As the inept Agent 86 of the super-secret federal agency Control, Adams captured TV viewers with his antics in combatting the evil agents of Kaos. When his explanations failed to convince the villains or his boss, he tried another tack: "Would you believe ... ?" It became a national catchphrase.

Smart was also prone to spilling things on the desk or person of his boss — the chief (actor
Edward Platt). Smart's apologetic "Sorry about that, chief" also entered the American lexicon. The spy gadgets, which aped those of the Bond movies, were a popular feature, especially the pre-cell-phone telephone in a shoe.

Smart's beautiful partner, Agent 99, played by Barbara Felden, was as brainy as he was dense, and a plot romance led to marriage and the birth of twins later in the series.

Adams, who had been under contract to NBC, was lukewarm about doing a spy spoof. When he learned that
Mel Brooks and Buck Henry had written the pilot script, he accepted immediately. "Get Smart" debuted on NBC in September 1965 and scored No. 12 among the season's most-watched series and No. 22 in its second season.

"Get Smart" twice won the Emmy for best comedy series with three Emmys for Adams as comedy actor.

CBS picked up the show but the ratings fell off as the jokes seemed repetitive, and it was canceled after four seasons. The show lived on in syndication and a cartoon series. In 1995 Fox network revived the series with Smart as chief and 99 as a congresswoman. It lasted seven episodes.

Adams never had another showcase to display his comic talent.

"It was a special show that became a cult classic of sorts, and I made a lot of money for it," he remarked of "Get Smart" in a 1995 interview. "But it also hindered me career-wise because I was typed. The character was so strong, particularly because of that distinctive voice, that nobody could picture me in any other type of role."

He was born Donald James Yarmy in New York City on April 13, 1926, Tufeld said, although some sources say 1923 or 1927. The actor's father was a Hungarian Jew who ran a few small restaurants in the Bronx.

In a 1959 interview Adams said he never cared about being funny as a kid: "Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all. I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand."

In 1941, he dropped out of school to join the Marines, lying about his age. In Guadalcanal he survived the deadly blackwater fever and was returned to the States to become a drill instructor, acquiring the clipped delivery that served him well as a comedian.

After the war he worked in New York as a commercial artist by day, doing standup comedy in clubs at night, taking the surname of his first wife, Adelaide Adams. His following grew, and soon he was appearing on the Ed Sullivan and late night TV shows. Bill Dana, who had helped him develop comedy routines, cast him as his sidekick on Dana's Jose Jiminez show. That led to the NBC contract and "Get Smart."

Adams, who married and divorced three times and had seven children, served as the voice for the popular cartoon series, "Inspector Gadget." In 1980, he appeared as Maxwell Smart in a feature movie, "The Nude Bomb," about a madman whose bomb destroyed people's clothing.

Tufeld said funeral arrangements were incomplete.

What I did on my weekend...

...by Dave Corbin, age 33.

Friday, was work...bleh...6 to 2. It wasn't too bad I guess. I have a cool co-worker, and we listened to music and shit all nite...not many customers tho. After that, was whisked to mark and mikes for Battlestar Galactica...Arrrgh! Last episode til January!

Saturday, work again. Tired and boring. Watched Dodgeball again and sat around. Went to Dave's b-day gathering after...stayed for an hour or 2. Had some laughs and fun.

The Dave triad is complete.

Sunday, Slept in a bit, sat around, went to hang with Mike a bit...came back here...Xelana and David came over and we drank and laughed and played Yatzee!!! I was in rare form last nite, showing off my comedic talents. They went home and I went back to hang with Mike and the guys til 4am.

Mikes gonna be gone for a week. *sniff* Is cool...will be hanging out with Mark and James...hopefully learning some City of Heroes...

Work doesn't have me scheduled again til Friday, but that is always subject to change.